January 2011
75 posts
Anonymous asked: do you have a girlfriend?
thebadmonkey asked: still in love with your work. hope you're well. Spending most of the time in Moscow, which is totally depressing. Keep on marchin, brother.
Marx Madness
tylerchapple:
“Language, like consciousness, only arises from the need, the necessity, of intercourse with others.” -Karl Marx-
Hey baby, you got some fries to go with that ass?
astheflowgoes asked: you can thank your dashing good looks for my follow.
Moby Dick
My favorite Twitter, transcribing Moby Dick a tweet a day:
@MobyD_ck
“Moby Dick, or The White Whale, By Herman Melville.
Chapter 1: Loomings
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago — never mind how long precisely —”
viviandior asked: Are you part of the movie Looper?
Quip Show: Pimping My Lexis →
tylerchapple:
I just started a new semester at school and my synapses are already firing in excitement about the new things I’m learning. The best thing I’ve learned so far, school only being in session for a week, is the word dysphemism. A dysphemism is roughly the opposite of a euphemism: where euphemisms…
WatchI had a few beers with my friend Caleb last night, and he played this for me. And then I cried for six hours. Thanks a lot, asshole.
yawninglily asked: Hi Zach,
I'm not normally in the habit of telling people I haven't met that they were in my dreams, but I thought you might get a kick out of this one: We were meeting for the first time, being introduced by Marke. We went to shake hands & as you extended your arm, a python's head popped out of your sleeve. I recoiled in shock and everyone laughed. I asked if it...
I'm not normally in the habit of telling people I haven't met that they were in my dreams, but I thought you might get a kick out of this one: We were meeting for the first time, being introduced by Marke. We went to shake hands & as you extended your arm, a python's head popped out of your sleeve. I recoiled in shock and everyone laughed. I asked if it...
“she went around with her feelings out in front of her with an arm around the...”
– Infinite Jest (523)
Bourbon Snow Angel
chrisjacobsisawesome:
“A newly disclosed document reveals that Vatican officials instructed the bishops...”
– Vatican Warned Bishops Not to Report Child Abuse - NYTimes.com
Not surprising, huh?
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I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find gambling is going on in here!
Can someone please explain to me in a logical and concise manner why, exactly, we can’t arrest any and everyone involved in the...
viviandior asked: Thanks for follow me on tumblr, it means a lot to me. I really and truely love your work.
Anonymous asked: *thumbs up*
tylerchapple:
I have a great idea for an Inception parody called Conception: ”No, dammit, we have to go deeper!”
-Tyler Chapple